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Emo Philips Biography (Phil Soltanec): American Stand Up Comedian
Famous for : being a stand-up comedian known for witty one liners and his eccentric on stage appearances.
Emo details : Born - 1956 Chicago, USA / Lives - United States of America

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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.
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America - Funny

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Funny - Religion

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
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Funny - School - Money

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Funny - Competition - Computers

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