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Jay Leno Biography (James Douglas Muir Leno): Talk show Host and Comedian
Famous for : hosting the popular "The Tonight Show" and for being one of the wealthiest celebrities in the United States of America.
Leno details : Born - April 28, 1950 New York, USA / Lives - United States of America

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno - Funny - Politician

If you think of life as like a big pie, you can try to hold the whole pie and kill yourself trying to keep it, or you can slice it up and give some to the people around you, and you still have plenty left for yourself.
Jay Leno - Greed - Life - Philanthropy

You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you.
Jay Leno - Famous

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.
Jay Leno - Marketing - Control

A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he did it one person at a time.
Jay Leno - Funny - Presidents - Truth - America

Bill Maher and I are on against each other, and we're friends. He can do my show any time he wants, and I've done Politically Incorrect several times. There's no reason to think competition has to be adversarial.
Jay Leno - Competition - Friends - Political

It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don't. I mean, I don't want to put on sunglasses. That's why I'm in show business.
Jay Leno - Famous - Fun - People

If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate you. They just don't like your product. I think that's a mistake a lot of people in show business make.. they're so tied to their act they take everything personally.
Jay Leno - Selling
- Products - Criticism - Mistakes

Here at work, obviously, I make the most money of anyone on the show, so I try to be the first one here and the last one to leave. I have the crummiest office. I try to balance things out, spread it around.
Jay Leno - Hard Work - Money

I saw something stupid in the paper today. A new alarm clock that makes no noise. It's for people who don't like loud noises. Instead, it slowly hits you with light and gets brighter and brighter until you wake up. I already have one of those.. it's called a window.
Jay Leno - Funny


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