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It's a real blessing for me to tell you, sir, that calvary has arrived.. Fox is here!
Glenn Beck - Fox News - Funny - Blessing

If your kitchen table is like mine, you sit there at night before you put the kids to bed and you talk about what you need. You talk about how much you are worried about being able to pay the bills. Ladies and gentlemen, that is not a worry John McCain has to worry about. It's a pretty hard experience. He'll have to figure out which of the seven kitchen tables to sit at.
Joe Biden - Politics - Children - Talk - Worry
- Bills - Rich - Funny Political

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
George Bushism -
Funny - Stupid - Peace

This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve. (said during "Perseverance Month")
George Bushism - Funny - Stupid - Persistence - President

It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
George Bushism - America - Funny - Stupid - Human Rights - Important - Life - Internet

It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope
George Bushism - Politics - America - Funny - President - Government

They misunderestimated me
George Bushism - Funny - Stupid

I'm honored to be here with the eternal general of the United States, mi amigo Alberto Gonzales.
George Bushism - America - Funny - Stupid

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
George Bushism - America - Funny - Innovation

My pro-life position is I believe there's life. It's not necessarily based in religion. I think there's a life there, therefore the notion of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.
George Bushism - Religion - Stupid - Funny - Human Rights - Life - Belief
- Happiness

There's an old saying in Tennessee.. I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee.. that says: fool me once, shame on.. .. shame on you?.. .. Fool me.. you can't get fooled again.
George Bushism - America - Funny - Stupid

Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?
George Bushism - Funny - Stupid - Questions - Learning


I would like to thank all you Canadians for your warm welcome at the airport. Especially those of you who waved... with all 5 fingers.
George Bush -
Funny - Criticism

I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound.. with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.
Stephen Colbert - Funny - President - Politicians - America - Strength - Media - Crisis


Majority rule will only work if you're considering individual rights. You can't have five wolves and one sheep vote on what they want to have for supper.
Larry Flynt - Democracy - Rights - Funny Political

It's a sure thing that you are living in an empire when the Emperor's retarded son becomes the new Emperor.
Alex Jones - President - Politicians - Funny Political

If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.
Bill Maher - Karma -
Funny - Hope - Funny Political

I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Sarah Palin -
Jokes - Funny

It's not my fault I'm a billionaire.
Clive Palmer - Billionaire - Funny

Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.
Jon Stewart - Politicians
- Funny - Love - Criticism

That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material.
Jon Stewart - Politicians
- Funny

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