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If your kitchen table is like mine, you
sit there at night before you put the kids
to bed and you talk about what you need.
You talk about how much you are worried
about being able to pay the bills. Ladies
and gentlemen, that is not a worry John
McCain has to worry about. It's a pretty
hard experience. He'll have to figure out
which of the seven kitchen tables to sit
at.
Joe
Biden - Politics
- Children
- Talk
- Worry
- Bills
- Rich
- Funny
Political
I know the human being and fish can coexist
peacefully.
George
Bushism - Funny
- Stupid
- Peace
This is Preservation Month. I appreciate
preservation. It's what you do when you
run for president. You gotta preserve. (said
during "Perseverance Month")
George
Bushism - Funny
- Stupid
- Persistence
- President
It's important for us to explain to our
nation that life is important. It's not
only life of babies, but it's life of children
living in, you know, the dark dungeons of
the Internet.
George
Bushism - America
- Funny
- Stupid
- Human
Rights - Important
- Life
- Internet
It's evolutionary, going from governor to
president, and this is a significant step,
to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot,
and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope
George
Bushism - Politics
- America
- Funny
- President
- Government
They misunderestimated me
George
Bushism - Funny
- Stupid
I'm honored to be here with the eternal
general of the United States, mi amigo Alberto
Gonzales.
George
Bushism - America
- Funny
- Stupid
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful,
and so are we. They never stop thinking
about new ways to harm our country and our
people, and neither do we.
George
Bushism - America
- Funny
- Innovation
My pro-life position is I believe there's
life. It's not necessarily based in religion.
I think there's a life there, therefore
the notion of life, liberty and pursuit
of happiness.
George
Bushism - Religion
- Stupid
- Funny
- Human
Rights - Life
- Belief
- Happiness
There's an old saying in Tennessee.. I know
it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee.. that
says: fool me once, shame on.. .. shame
on you?.. .. Fool me.. you can't get fooled
again.
George
Bushism - America
- Funny
- Stupid
Rarely is the question asked, is our children
learning?
George
Bushism - Funny
- Stupid
- Questions
- Learning
I would like to thank all you Canadians
for your warm welcome at the airport. Especially
those of you who waved... with all 5 fingers.
George
Bush - Funny
- Criticism
I stand by this man (President George W.
Bush). I stand by this man because he stands
for things. Not only for things, he stands
on things. Things like aircraft carriers
and rubble and recently flooded city squares.
And that sends a strong message, that no
matter what happens to America, she will
always rebound.. with the most powerfully
staged photo ops in the world.
Stephen
Colbert - Funny
- President
- Politicians
- America
- Strength
- Media
- Crisis
If there is such a thing as karma, let's
hope that Sarah
Palin comes back as a wolf being shot
at from a plane.
Bill
Maher - Karma
- Funny
- Hope
- Funny
Political
I love those hockey moms. You know, they
say the difference between a hockey mom
and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Sarah
Palin - Jokes
- Funny
Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've
gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.
Jon
Stewart - Politicians
- Funny
- Love
- Criticism
That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or
politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age
polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like
material.
Jon
Stewart - Politicians
- Funny
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