Business Quotes Home - - Info
business and finance quotes
Inspirational Business Quotes

Joke Quotes

Find a Famous Quote
Joke Quotes Business Quotes by Subject

Joke Quotes from some of the leaders in investing, business, and finance. Includes quotes about jokes, being a joker, telling good jokes, and joking about.

::: Business Quotes> Joking Quotes

Joke Quotes A-Z by Author Joke Quotes A-Z by Author

I just feel sorry for the people who only get their news from us because they’re missing half the joke. Yes, we do a joke on what the news is, but the other half is on how the news is reported. So, if they watch the nightly news or cable news program, they’ll enjoy our show more.
Stephen Colbert - Funny - News - Enjoyment - Jokes

You have to have a passionate opinion; otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they’ve already heard.
Stephen Colbert - Opinions - Jokes - Passion

I need to make an okay living. The people who work for us need to. But after you make a comfortable living, how much more do you need? It's like I make a joke about nerd values, because I'm very much in the rich nerd tradition. And you know, we say, like, hey, people pay us for this stuff, like programming. You know, what else do we need?
Craig Newmark - Technology - Money - Earnings - Rich - Jobs

I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Sarah Palin -
Jokes - Funny

I’m about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
Howard Stern - Fun

If my son wants to be a pimp when he grows up, that's fine with me. I hope he's a good one and enjoys it and doesn't get caught. I'll support him in this. But if he wants to be a network administrator, he's out of the house and not part of my family.
Steve Wozniak - Funny - Jokes - Jobs

Quotations about being a Joker and Telling Funny Jokes Quotations about being a Joker and Telling Funny Jokes

::: Business Success Home> Business Quotes> Famous Comedians> Famous Joke Quotes

business success and motivation Business Newsletter

Subscribe to receive a motivational business and finance quote three times each week. Includes quotes from International leaders in business, finance, and motivation.

Join us @
follow us on facebook follow us on twitter follow us on google plus - Business and Finance
::: Articles on Business ::: Business Quotes ::: Business Leader Biographies ::: Business Interviews :::
See also Business Leaders by Profession, by Country, or Alphabetical Listings
Business News Articles - Rich List Reviews - Business Glossary - Book Reviews
Inspirational Jokes quotes
Copyright © - Learn from the leaders in business!