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of the leaders in investing, business, and
finance. Includes quotes about jokes,
being a joker, telling good jokes, and joking
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I just feel sorry for the people who only
get their news from us because theyre
missing half the joke. Yes, we do a joke
on what the news is, but the other half
is on how the news is reported. So, if they
watch the nightly news or cable news program,
theyll enjoy our show more.
Colbert - Funny
You have to have a passionate opinion; otherwise
you sound false. You end up telling the
audience jokes theyve already heard.
Colbert - Opinions
I need to make an okay living. The people
who work for us need to. But after you make
a comfortable living, how much more do you
need? It's like I make a joke about nerd
values, because I'm very much in the rich
nerd tradition. And you know, we say, like,
hey, people pay us for this stuff, like
programming. You know, what else do we need?
Newmark - Technology
I love those hockey moms. You know, they
say the difference between a hockey mom
and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Palin - Jokes
Im about being funny. If I can make
a joke using profanity, I will. But for
the most part, that can get awfully old
Stern - Fun
If my son wants to be a pimp when he grows
up, that's fine with me. I hope he's a good
one and enjoys it and doesn't get caught.
I'll support him in this. But if he wants
to be a network administrator, he's out
of the house and not part of my family.
Wozniak - Funny
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