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Quotes from some of the leaders in investing, business,
and finance. Includes quotes about being Stupid, people doing silly things,
and making dumb decisions.
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I know the human being and fish can coexist
peacefully.
George
Bushism - Funny
- Stupid
- Peace
I heard somebody say, "Now, where's
Mandela?" Well, Mandela's dead because
Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas.
George
Bushism - Questions
- Stupid
- Dead
We must all hear the universal call to like
your neighbor just like you like to be liked
yourself.
George
Bushism - Relationships
- Stupid
This is Preservation Month. I appreciate
preservation. It's what you do when you
run for president. You gotta preserve. (said
during "Perseverance Month")
George
Bushism - Funny
- Stupid
- Persistence
- President
It's important for us to explain to our
nation that life is important. It's not
only life of babies, but it's life of children
living in, you know, the dark dungeons of
the Internet.
George
Bushism - America
- Funny
- Stupid
- Human
Rights - Important
- Life
- Internet
Well, the jury is still out on evolution,
you know
George
Bushism - Religion
- Stupid
They misunderestimated me
George
Bushism - Funny
- Stupid
I'm honored to be here with the eternal
general of the United States, mi amigo Alberto
Gonzales.
George
Bushism - America
- Funny
- Stupid
My pro-life position is I believe there's
life. It's not necessarily based in religion.
I think there's a life there, therefore
the notion of life, liberty and pursuit
of happiness.
George
Bushism - Religion
- Stupid
- Funny
- Human
Rights - Life
- Belief
- Happiness
There's an old saying in Tennessee.. I know
it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee.. that
says: fool me once, shame on.. .. shame
on you?.. .. Fool me.. you can't get fooled
again.
George
Bushism - America
- Funny
- Stupid
My job is a job to make decisions. I'm a
decision.. if the job description were,
what do you do.. it's decision maker.
George
Bushism - Jobs
- Decisions
- Stupid
- Leadership
- President
Rarely is the question asked, is our children
learning?
George
Bushism - Funny
- Stupid
- Questions
- Learning
When the president decides something on
Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday..
no matter what happened Tuesday.
Stephen
Colbert - Change
- President
- Belief
- Stupid
I would say there’s almost nothing that can’t be mocked on a certain
level as long as it doesn’t involve loss of life or deep human tragedy. I
don’t think we ever looked at something and said that’s too ridiculous
to make more ridiculous. Contrary to what people may say, there’s no upper
limit to stupidity. We can make everything stupider.
Stephen
Colbert - Funny
- Stupid
Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your
breath away.
Jim
Cramer - Stock
Market - Stocks
There's this thing called being so open-minded
your brains drop out.
Richard
Dawkins - Belief
- Stupid
It is often tragic to see how blatantly
a man bungles his own life and the lives
of others yet remains totally incapable
of seeing how much the whole tragedy originates
in himself, and how he continually feeds
it and keeps it going.
Carl
Jung - Unconscious
- Life
- Self
Awareness - Stupid
- Tragic
I saw something stupid in the paper today.
A new alarm clock that makes no noise. It's
for people who don't like loud noises. Instead,
it slowly hits you with light and gets brighter
and brighter until you wake up. I already
have one of those.. it's called a window.
Jay
Leno - Funny
Karl Rove described Obama
as "the guy at the country club with
the beautiful date, holding a martini, and
making snide comments about everyone who
passes by." Unlike George
Bush, who's the guy at the country club
who makes snide comments, and then passes
out. Now this characterization, of course,
was something Mr. Rove just completely pulled
out of his bulbous, gelatinous a$$, but
remember this is America, a land where people
believe anything they hear.
Bill
Maher - Republican
- America
- Criticism
- Politics
- Stupid
- Belief
Synergy is the driver. There are two levels
of synergy: there are operating synergies,
which, you know, you'd have to be stupid
not to try to take advantage of, and then
there are strategic synergies. In other
words, in what positions you would be more
sustainable, more long term, and so on.
John
Malone - Change
- Improvement
- Long
Term Investing
I don’t oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I
am opposed to is a rash war.
Barack
Obama - War
- Stupid
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a
fool forever.
Chinese
Proverbs - Questions
- Stupid
- Smart
Man's destiny was to conquer and rule the world, and this is what he's done..
almost. He hasn't quite made it, and it looks as though this may be his undoing.
The problem is that man's conquest of the world has itself devastated the world.
And in spite of all the mastery we've attained, we don't have enough mastery to
stop devastating the world.. or to repair the devastation we've already wrought.
Daniel
Quinn - Nature
- World
- People
- Problems
- Stupid
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is
being run by smart people who are putting
us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.
Mark
Twain - World
- Smart
- Stupid
- Government
- Politicians
In religion and politics, people's beliefs
and convictions are in almost every case
gotten at second hand, and without examination.
Mark
Twain - Religion
- Politics
- Conviction
- Belief
- Stupid
As long as war is regarded as wicked, it
will always have its fascination. When it
is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease
to be popular.
Oscar
Wilde - War
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